Guaranteed Incoherence: Hilarious Expert Doubletalker
Your audience has waded through an all-morning program or an after-dinner awards program. Now you introduce yet one more speaker, an "expert" in your field. Your audience groans. A minute or two later, they find they’re not quite following his logic. Then they miss a word or two, then an occasional phrase. They pay closer attention, but he just gets more and more unintelligible. When they realize, finally, that they’ve been had, that this "expert" is in fact an expert doubletalker, delivering a completely incoherent speech, they absolutely love it. A standing ovation invariably follows. And if you have on-site video capability, you can also get your attendees into the act, and the results are hilarious. A three-peat guest on the Regis/Kathie Lee ABC-TV network show.

"You held a thousand people in the palm of your hand." — McDonalds

Comedy Relevant To Your Audience's Challenges And Aspirations
Standup comic, comedy juggler, comedy magician and composer of hilarious songs, this immensely likeable performer brings to the stage a rare diversity of talents. Rarer still: the fun he creates there goes somewhere, makes points relevant to the fears, challenges and aspirations of your audience.

"...destined soon to hit it big." — San Francisco Examiner  

Masterful, Comedic Celebrity Impersonator
Imagine these celebrities at your meeting: Bill Clinton, Al Gore, George Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy, Ross Perot, Andy Rooney, and David Letterman. You can have them all, and many more, via the masterful mimicry of this comedic performer, seen regularly on late-night talk shows and widely heard on early-morning radio. Now imagine that, besides roasting current events, these "celebrities" also roast selected members of your audience. The result: a hilarious after-dinner performance of fresh political humor and customized wit your guests will long remember.

"Funny...personalized...uncanny." -- Seagram Americas 

How To Have Fun In The Office: A Tutorial By The Professor Of "Totally Useless Skills"
Want to lighten the mood of your audience — say, just before a coffee break? How about a very funny "Professor of Totally Useless Skills" who demonstrates, with tools we all use at work every day, how a little fun in the office can reduce stress and make our day a little brighter. His "tutorial" will very nicely change the pace of a heavy business program.

"A very funny man with a message." -- Christian Science Monitor 

Hail To The Chief: An Amazing Clinton Double
Your meeting has just begun. There’s a commotion at the rear. Everyone turns to look. Through the doors and down the aisle, flanked by a squad of very serious-looking men in suits, strides President Bill Clinton, to the strains of the heart-thumping Hail To The Chief. He mounts the podium and, in a very funny routine, lampoons the politics of the day. Talk about shock value! You’ve seen this amazing look-alike, talk-alike, act-alike in the movie Contact; on all the late- night talk shows; on CBS Morning News and the other TV networks. He has stunned corporate audiences all over America, even fooled the press and White House staff members. You won’t find anywhere a more rousing morning opener or coffee breaker. A customized script is possible.

"Quite simply, he made the evening." — Greater LA Press Club

Best Ventriloquist In The World, And Showstopping-ly Funny
He is simply that, the very best ventriloquist in the world. We say so, and even his peers acknowledge it. He makes everything talk. He is also the funniest; he stopped the show in Broadway’s "Sugar Babies," has appeared on the finest stages, all over the world, entertained the President at Ford’s Theater in Washington. His talent defies credulity. Besides giving his many lovable, sassy dummies a life of their own (they will converse with your audience as well as with him), he talks to his fingers, his toes, the microphone...and they talk back. A remarkable talent we predict you will want back again and again.

"The world’s best ventriloquist." — London Times

Sophisticated Comedy Performed On The World's Finest Stages
Says Rolling Stone Magazine: "He kills in seconds" — as in knocks ’em dead. He is a consummate comedian, disguised as the world’s most sophisticated juggler. Every move and line are priceless, masterpieces of timing. The measure of his quality: he has performed six times for Presidents; for the Queen of England; for all the talk shows; at the Bush Library dedication. He too earned standing ovations in Bway’s "Sugar Babies."

"A smidgen of genius." — The New York Times

Comedienne/Impressionist: Theatrical Legends On Stage
There is no comedienne quite like her. She will bring your house down with outrageous vocal impressions of such legendary theatrical celebrities as Liza Minelli, Bette Davis, Meryl Streep, Dionne Warwick, Bernadette Peters, Whitney Houston, Cher...she even has Judy Garland sing a duet with Goldie Hawn. A natural talent everyone will love.